After seeing RiffTrax Live’s riff on “Birdemic: Shock and Terror”…
SPTFGOA: Little Jimmy T, the birds are attacking us!
LJT: New pretty mommy, I want some candy.
SPTFGOA: Kill the birds! Over there, Stormtrooper Bob!
LJT: I want a happy meal. You suck, new pretty mommy.
LJT: I like candy.
SPTFGOA: Here comes another one! Get him, Stormtrooper Bob!
(Obligatory product placement.)
SPTFGOA: Good job, SB. But they’re still out there…
EMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
SPTFGOA: Who are you?!
Xena The Lawless: I am a treehugger. I am here to protect the trees and the birds and all the other animals, such as seals.
SPTFGOA: (need some captions in here)
SPTFGOA: I see. We will put down our guns to save the trees and the birds and all the other animals, such as seals.
SPTFGOA: Ha! This bird will attack YOU because you are a Lawless treehugger!
LJT: I like candy.
The End… or is it?
Behind the scenes: Waiting for the camera battery to charge up somewhere in the middle of the shoot.
